Hehehehe I use to have Friends playing in the background all the time but I’ve realised that’s a waste of electricity and I have also memorised most of the dialogue. I had no life. I still have no life. I have no life. I’m bored.
You’re also a fake bitch and I don’t like you very much. :)
hehehe everything is funny to me.
CAN YOUR MAC DO THIS? DIDN’T THINK SO.
hahahahaha damn it! as if I wasn’t having 2nd thoughts about getting a macair already…
A problem that a girl would never understand.
Well someone didn’t tap that watermelon properly before buying it. Tough luck mate.
woaah 2009 was a big year for bing
I dread when mine comes again…..
Every bloody month…
I shall put on Aladdin tonight after I finish my shower.
It’s fun to sing. :)
I should listen to this next time at the gym.
- pee standing up
- think sexual things and get many boners
- rub one out
- experience morning wood
- throw something at my balls to see if it hurts
- have sex with something
- eat a lot and not gain weight
- pee my name on something
- shake my dick back and forth
Voldemort should have made a Nokia 3310 his horcrux.
Hahahaha all the time.
Stupid iPhone battery that needs me to recharge it every damn day.