Hehehehe I use to have Friends playing in the background all the time but I’ve realised that’s a waste of electricity and I have also memorised most of the dialogue. I had no life. I still have no life. I have no life. I’m bored.
(Source: reginaa-phalange)
You’re also a fake bitch and I don’t like you very much. :)
CAN YOUR MAC DO THIS? DIDN’T THINK SO.
TEAM MICROSOFT.
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hahahahaha damn it! as if I wasn’t having 2nd thoughts about getting a macair already…
(Source: dropaheartbreakaname)
Well someone didn’t tap that watermelon properly before buying it. Tough luck mate.
hahaha
I shall put on Aladdin tonight after I finish my shower.
It’s fun to sing. :)
I should listen to this next time at the gym.
(Source: bolinss)
- pee standing up
- think sexual things and get many boners
- rub one out
- experience morning wood
- throw something at my balls to see if it hurts
- have sex with something
- eat a lot and not gain weight
- pee my name on something
- shake my dick back and forth
Hahahaha all the time.
Stupid iPhone battery that needs me to recharge it every damn day.
